Movies and tv shows that show someone dying by getting hit on the left side of their chest. Who’s bright idea was it to tell everyone that the heart is located there?? That’s your left lung! There’s no way you would be able to fit a heart there with that thing in the way! You have a sternum located at the middle of your chest specifically to protect your heart! Ugh…
I really don’t think I’m cut out to be a veterinarian anymore. My grades are just fucked. I’ll be able to graduate just fine, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to meet the standards for veterinary school. And there isn’t much you can really do with a bachelors degree in biomedical science, except well something in the medical field. The only other career I had heard of that uses this degree is pharmaceutical sales: not selling behind the counter, but persuading new companies to try a drug. It pays a lot, sure, but it’s boring as hell. And most other animal related fields don’t pay well at all, which considering my family is just a big no-go for me. Can any of you guys think of a backup plan for a career?
I didn’t play an April fool prank on anyone, nor was I pranked in any way. However, I was fairly tempted to give my mother a call and tell her “Guess what - you’re going to be a grandmother!”
But that probably would’ve been going too far, even for her.